1. Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"

    Me: Someone told me to go to hell

    Me: Couldn't find it at first

    Me: But now I'm here

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  3. myheartpumpspetrol:

Heat of Dubai 24 Hours | Mishari Al-Reshaid

    myheartpumpspetrol:

    Heat of Dubai 24 HoursMishari Al-Reshaid

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  4. God: *creates the human butt*

    God: Oh they are gonna love this

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  6. haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

    haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

    j-willikers:

    wicked-mint-leaves:

    kateevangelistaauthor:

    This is SO cool that I just had to share.

    you clever fuckers

    my teacher used this today

    W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
    23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

    image

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  7. stancenation:

We’re in love, yet again.. | Photo By: #kimurasan #stancenation

    stancenation:

    We’re in love, yet again.. | Photo By: #kimurasan #stancenation

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  9. tsukuba-steve:

ricecop:

Living out thousands of tuners dreams


AHAHA YEE MY BOY!!

    tsukuba-steve:

    ricecop:

    Living out thousands of tuners dreams

    AHAHA YEE MY BOY!!

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  15. nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

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